My own Fire and Brimstone Sermon

All you may think that you are well off in this world, that your good works will get you to heaven. They will not. You are nothing but a lowly sinner, admit to your sin you horrible heathens. A fiery pit of fire lies below just waiting to gobble you up like you should a kernel of popcorn. It burns a 1000 degrees, and though you shall be there for eternity, you never burn up completely. Men, women, children repent for your sins! Do good works. Help the poor, help the needy, pray to the Lord. For he alone is the only who can save you if you repent. God looks on those who don't repent as dirt. Disgusting rubbish that don't even deserve to be seen by him. If you do not repent you truly have no hope sinner, for the Lord shows no mercy to the heathen. Oh how you will wish you had when you are burning in the fires of hell! You will wish for anything to go back to your life to repent of your sins.  You are not perfect, you are not going to heaven, you are going to the unbearable, nightmarish, horrendous pits of hell. An eternity of pain. But it is not to late for you if you still be alive. You can repent of your sins, go to Jesus, and you can eat at an endless banquet hall. Your life can be wonderful. Go now sinner! Repent! Amen.